Entry for Julie Kagawa's if I had a day with Puck/Ash contest.
If I had a day with Puck we would go into fey and cause some disorder at a Goblin camp, starting by setting free the animal's they caught and then T-Ping their camp. Then as we are getting chased out of the camp by the fellows (both of us laughing, of course) we'd make our way to the Seelie court where we'd but Titania (without her actually seeing us, of course) by Puck setting a donkey into her room (to mock her about Nick Bottom) and sending fey to "get things for her" so she's being bugged at all hours to be given the who-knows-what that we told them to get for her.
Before the day was over we would enjoy some exotic fey food and send a plate of it to the Summer Queen, and run back to the modern world before she figures out that we had anything to do with it.
That's my day with Puck
Let me know what you think of my day with Puck, and if your doing this contest, link me to yours!
I'm totally Team Ash, but Puck seems a lot more fun.